The Hillbilly Civil War

"""'Dey look like mah sister, I know since we married ten years ago.'""- Malcolm D. Elmer when confessing to Imperial personnel about negotiating with Reptillians."The Hillbilly Civil War is a two-day event that occurred within the State of Alabama. Conveniently two days after Donald J. Trump took seat to his throne and made America into a prospering nation, the event started when a handful of Hillbillies had nothing to complain about. The God-Emperor made America into a perfecting country that not even vitamin deficiency was a small problem. Without further or do, the Hillbillies started committing acts of arson and vandalism only to complain about it later on.

Then on January 22nd, a line of Hillbillies fired against another line of Hillbillies (appearing to be Colonial-like.) Later within the day, more and more Hillbillies formed massive lines to fire against each other. Being a random yet unnerving event, the God-Emperor dispatched his new military to dismantle the problem. He had full confidence that His new army would crush the problem down in the South. Little to his knowledge, this two-day event would be a setup by Hillary Clinton and the Reptillian Federation, soon striking Washingtrump D.C. and the White House.

President Malcolm D. Elmer (left) and Vice President Dallas D. Sherling (right) of the Hillbilly Confederation were responsible for negotiating with the Reptillian Federation and being a part of the master predecessor to the Imperial-Lizard War. Accordingly the Hillbillies were paid in buckshot rounds, barrels of ale and another hotbellied pig to marry legally. The two Hillbillies were sent to Alcatraz prison near San Francisco Bay for maximum punishment.

The last that Imperial personnel have heard from the two had reported that that they were "in heaven with fresh food, comfy beds and plentiful amounts of salt water they can drink." They later died of dehydration.

No casualties have been reported: most likely that none of the Hillbillies who participated aimed properly.

Hillbillies who found out about the negotiation between the Confederation and the Reptillians sided with Imperial forces and attempted to hold off enemy offenses within their trailer parks.